Unfortunately I can’t post a picture of these cards because the creator, Julianna Holowka, doesn’t allow the right-click-save technique (understandably). But picture this on a greeting cards with stick figures:
Outside: “Some people call you an enabler.”
Inside: “I call you a friend.”
Go to Mean Cards for Many Occasions for more. I promise they’re more funny than they are mean (especially if you don’t send them to, say, people who are ill and don’t have a healthy sense of humor, either). If you have heartburn already, though, from eating too many dark chocolate mint M&Ms or something of the sort, maybe wait until you feel better before you laugh this hard.