Natalie Portman. Allegedly she is also 5’3″ — a good height, I think. I’m pretty sure she weighs less than me, but if we had too much in common, that would be weird. I think she’s a great actress. She’s only a month older than me, and went to Harvard, and finished in four years, despite some cinematic obligations. And she was born in Israel. But the two big clenchers are her fabulous taste in music (see her iTunes celebrity playlist), and rumored romantic ties to Jake Gyllenhaal (mildy exciting) and Gael Garcia Bernal (muy exciting). Apart from Star Wars, I like every movie of hers that I’ve seen. Additionally: she does not eat Jell-o. Good for her.